Most presenters set up their laptop and projector and then leave their title slide burning itself onto the retinas of the audience while the room fills up.

I leave this presentation running while the auditorium is filling or during breaks. It’s a timed piece, with each slide onscreen for 3-4 seconds. My collection has grown to over 500 of these one-liners now – the majority contributed by attendees at my talks, or commenters on my blog. For this presentation, I don’t attribute the quotes, simply for cleanliness’ sake.

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