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Alternatively, you can try “radical honesty,” as per the ever-anxious Eli in Lie To Me:
- You’re like Gandhi. Except you don’t look like a malnourished old man.
- (on first meeting a female colleague) I want to seep with you.
- You look terrible, awful, like Gene Simmons went really, really humid.
- Your office looks like the one of a serial killer.