Sorry for the silence – problems with Blogger.

By way of compensation, may I present to you the Microsoft WSYP (We Share Your Pain) programme. If only, if only. [Incidentally, please ensure that you do not have drinks in your mouth as you watch this. You have been warned. No claims for laundry or dry cleaning due to oral or nasal discharge of drinks will be entertained.]

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